my lovely wives

here are my epic, totally real girlfriendszzzzz. i make out and cuddle with them among other things.

nepeta a very cute catgirl and she's quite the fun cat. meow technically from homestuck but i refuse to acknowledge that comic in any way shape or form. she is simply my girlfurrend.

felicia another catgirl! she is a very silly tall woman and she is pure goofball energy. ignore the fact that she is effectively one shave away from being nude (i used a picture of her in actual clothes here)

ralsei silly little goatboy. you may be like, "he's a boy. shouldn't he be your husband?" and to that i say fuck OFFF he is my WIFE and my GIRLFRIEND baaaaaaaaahh idk what noise a goat makes

squigly dead zombie girl with stripes. whats not to love leviathan is also silly, hes not part of the equation though. squigly is silly :3